Monday, October 29, 2007

Time for Tiara

Pearl Crown Tiara
 by Mary McDermott
Silver plated base and wire, imitation white and peach pearls
& swarovski crystal drop
[Sacred to Venus, pearls symbolise love and beauty]

Spring is here and summer is hot on its heels - in the southern hemisphere at least! The change in season brings not only hay fever and melanoma but the latest in bodily adornment from NYC, Milan and Dainty Pretty Things. And what is it exactly that's got fashionistas hot under the collar this season? In a word - jewellery. 'About half the designers who showed at the tents in New York City's Bryant Park from Sept. 8-15 sent jewellery down their runways' writes Beth Braverman in her fashion report for the National Jeweler Network. Canny consumers (provided the pennies stack to less than a few hundred dollars) are buying more jewellery for themselves. Chunky pieces with hand-crafted details and simple palettes are all the rage - working particularly well with refined clothing. A few well placed pieces of jewellery will give your look a sophisticated edge and have you sashaying around at dinner parties with profound hipness for the spring/summer fashion season '07.*

Today's Bargain Box spills over with a Spring/Summer '07 Fashion Jewellery Special - brought to you by Mary McDermott of Dainty Pretty Things. Old favorites in baubles and beads continue to be popular this season - therefore this fashion essay focuses on one of Mary's specialties from among her extensive range of hand-crafted jewellery: a truly timeless treasure - the tiara.

Swarovski Crystal Crown Tiara
by Mary McDermott
silver plated base and wire,
swarovski crystal round and vicone beads

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketToday, the word "tiara" is most commonly associated with pop divas, debutantes, brides, faeries, all manner of queens and the Royal Show but... waaaay back.. it referred to a "high crown" worn by kings, emperors and some ancient Mesopotamians. The ancient tiara looked a bit like a richly ornamented dunce cap, some of which bore horns and feathers to stress the wearer's "big boss" status. Gods of the Palmyrene Empire (that is Syria, Palestine, Egypt and large parts of Asia Minor) wore turban-like tiaras, often embellished with horns. Tiaras toppled during the early Christian era as pious women shed their pagan customs (and costumes) but the neoclassical revival of the 1770s brought the en tremblanttreasures right back again.

While many crowns and tiaras were extremely ornate and heavy others consisted of little more than a simple "fillet" of cloth. Prevalent in the attire of antique to renaissance times, the simple fillet (or circlet), was a unisex item made from woven bands of fabric, leather, beads or metal that formed a round band for wearing over the hair. And if you think this description of the fillet bears a trace of the humble wreath - you're right! In fact early Grecian-style tiaras (or diadems) were essentially just that - naturalistic imitations of wreaths of leaves - wrought in silver and gold. That spunky little upstart, Napoleon Bonaparte, seeking to style himself after the Roman emperors of old, crowned himself with courtly credentials by wearing a golden wreath upon his head. Tiaras, like crowns and coronets too, have further evolved into jewellery items today and are now worn (almost) exclusively by females. Queen Elizabeth II other claim to fame is that she possesses the world's largest personal collection of tiaras - a collection that is considered to be priceless.

Popes, not being sovereign, couldn’t go so far as to wear a crown exactly - so they opted for the next best thing: a crown apostolic, a camelaucum, or to put it simply – a tiara. Early papal tiaras were probably inspired by the headgear of the Byzantine East and until the fifteenth century were black in colour. Things got a bit carried away after that. No-one is quite sure who started it but a mug shot of Pope Innocent III shows him wearing a two-tiered tiara and then, later on, Pope Benedict XII is depicted wearing a three-tiered tiara! Catholics, you see, hold that the church, as a visible society, must have a visible head and what could make your head more visible than a beehive-shaped, 38cm high cap with streamers hanging down the back, surrounded by three diadems and bearing a globe surmounted by a cross?

Wikipedia states that: 'In modern times, however, a tiara is generally semi-circular band, often metal, and decorated with jewels, which is worn as a form of adornment and not as a symbol of rank.' An overarching statement if ever there was one! In this contemporary milieu, when "TIARA" can signify anything from The Irish Ancestral Research Association, to an internet site where the models wear little else, to Alice Marwick's blog on feminism and technology, what the modern (or postmodern) tiara symbolises is anybody's guess.

Consider for instance the sculpture of Paris Hilton and her pet Chihuahua Tinkerbell as created by New York artist Daniel Edwards. The tiara worn by the effigial Paris lying in post-inebriated (and post-mortem) state, clearly and ironically denotes her status as a paparazzi princess but who can say for certain where Tinkerbell's head is at? One thing is for sure, the tiara's royal pedigree makes it the ultimate choice in satirical headgear for anyone encompassed with a nimbus of celebrity.

Twin Tiaras - rank or what?
Clay model of the Paris Hilton Autopsy by Daniel Edwards in pre-autopsy form with "Tinkerbell." Life Size, 2007
(SJ has been mucking around with these images) 

Lift the lid on the jewel box of any 'elegant and extravagant' type (in art or life) and you're sure to find a tiara - or two. Late TV presenter, Paula Yates once appeared on the British TV panel show Have I Got News For You! in a small silver tiara and, rumoured to have been the first celebrity ever to wear a formal tiara 'inappropriately', gave the tiny crown its current rock chick status. Madonna wed Guy Ritchie in an Edwardian (circa 1910) tiara encrusted with 765 diamonds which converts into a fringed necklace and is valued at a mere $325,000. However, in 2006, When the material girl tried to sell her lil' sparkler on eBay, (vowing to donate the proceeds to some charitable cause or other) it failed to attract a single bid. 

Audrey Hepburn
 wore a tiara atop her pineapple do when she went on a Roman HolidayJoanna Lumley now owns the tiara of 19th century Shakespearean actress, Ellen TerryElizabeth Hurley Bedazzled us all with her tiara, Gwyneth Paltrow wore an ivy leaf tiara when she fell in love with Shakespeare and Posh Spice (not to be outdone by Madonna), reportedly put her flashy diamond and gold wedding tiara on eBay too!

London's Victoria and Albert Museum assembled over 200 tiaras for the 2002 exhibition 'Tiaras' - tracing the evolution of the auspicious ornament from the mid-18th century to the present day. Sir Elton John lent one of his own tiaras to the popular exhibition - a rhinestone and base metal capper in the shape of leaves flanking a star. The former Reginald Dwight also starred in a 1997 rockumentary, Tantrums and Tiaras, and holds an annual, celebrity studded, HIV/AIDS fund-raiser called The White Tie & Tiara Ball.

Pearl and Swarovski Crystal Butterfly and Flower Tiara
by Mary McDermott
Silver plated base and wire, imitation pearls,
sterling silver butterflys, fimo flower

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The female fashion designer credited with creating the punk aesthetic (in collaboration with Malcolm McLaren of Sex Pistols fame) once said: “You have a much better life if you wear impressive clothes”. Vivienne Westwood, renown for mixing modern and vintage styles as well as for making comic references to royalty, was herself seen wearing a tiara - of bunches of grapes carved in coral - both during the finale of her show atLondon's Fashion Week in February and... while riding her bicycle!

Vivienne also wore a bluebird tiara to the opening of the Victoria and Albert Museum exhibition which included three of her own contemporary creations: a yellow acrylic wave tiara, a Grecian-style tiara and a tiara fashioned from dog bone. In the case of the contemporary tiara all that glitters is definitely not gold and tiaras can be made from an astonishing range of materials. Like the one Viscount Linley made for his wife Serena, out of beechwood. Or another, also included in the Victoria and Albert Museum exhibition: a tiara formed from a sheep's pelvis and set with rhinestones - by couturier, Dai Rees. And the young tiara turner and self-described pop diva, "princess_aurora", creates herdelicious diadems from "Pop Secret" popcorn!

Tiaras are de rigueur for Prom Queens, Beauty Queens and Drag Queens alike - all appreciate the glamourous allure of a well turned tiara. The tiara also plays a magical role in faerie life and no child's dress-up box is quite complete without one. Whether you fancy yourself as the Queen of the Night or Titania, whether you're a lady off to a formal soirée or a babe off to a rave in a next-to-nothing dress, a tiara will flatter your moving body, add height and let you wear ornate jewellery without the fuss of necklaces and bracelets - while keeping your hair out of your eyes.

Swarovski Crystal Tiara
by Mary McDermott
Silver plated base and wire,
swarovski crystal bicone beads

Tiaras are not all pretentious pomp and diamante razzle-dazzle - the Statue of Liberty wears one that could spike any new arrival's breast with terror.Wonder Woman (and Sailor Moon too) can attest to the genuine grunt and grrl power of tiaras. These two super heroines possess tiaras that not only adorn their pretty heads but double as throwing weapons capable of felling the baddest bad guy - or girl. Wonder Woman's rhinestone and ruby starred tiara also comes with a built-in linguagraph that allows her to understand all languages (eat your heart out Odd Job!)

Super Smash Bros. MeleeRunescape and Final Fantasy games all list tiaras among equipment that is used by males. The sixteen year-old Prince Marth (a.k.a. Mars), of Fire Emblem: Ankokuryuu to Hikari no Tsurugi and Smash Mario Bros. Melee, wears a tiara. A parting gift from his sister Ellis when she was kidnapped, this tiara symbolises her love and will for him to live. Ellis' tiara is Marth's dearest treasure.

Tiaras have ever epitomised majesty, romance and glamour yet, if there is one occasion at which the magic of the tiara reaches its apogee, then it has to be at that princess-for-a-day event - your wedding. What better item could possibly be added to the bridal trousseau than a hand-crafted tiara? The Bargain Box adores a good wedding, especially since Skanky Jane and The Artswipe tied their nuptials in a knot. Historically, the groom often gave the bride a tiara - as a token of his love. (Arty sent Skanky a postcard!)

Mary Mcdermott's tiaras are not made for walking down the aisle to any stiff old standard though, no sirree! Tiaras from Dainty Pretty Things are made to burst the boundaries of the proverbial hat box and groove to your very own tune! Whether it's a nice day for a white wedding, Mehendi or a pagan hand-fasting ritual - between a bride and groom, two brides, two grooms or polyamorous family members, whether there'll be Kembar Mayang or roses and whether you'll say "Mazal Tov!" or "love, honour and obey" - a hand-crafted tiara from Dainty Pretty Things will crown your love with elegance and élan.

Dainty Pretty Things is the name of craftsperson Mary McDermott's outlet for hand-crafted jewellery.

Dainty Pretty Things is stocked with jewellery that Mary enjoys to make. The only thing that gives Mary more jewellery making pleasure is her bespoke jewellery making service. "Tailoring pieces of jewellery to a client's own specifications is the most fun part!", says Mary. So why not create your own unique tiara!

When you see a tiara at Dainty Pretty Things that really strikes your fancy rest assured that Mary will happily colour co-ordinate your choice to any bride/bridesmaid or other outfit.

To discuss custom-made jewellery and the Bespoke Jewellery Making Service at Dainty Pretty Things, please contact Mary McDermott personally (see contact details below) or via Dainty Pretty Things online at Etsy. When making contact via email please include a few brief details about the jewellery item you desire and be sure to leave your own contact details so Mary can get back to you!


PHONE: 07958678003


* While Skanky Jane (obviously) knows nothing of dinner parties, nor of being hip, refined and sophisticated, Ms Representation and the rest of the Bargain Box Crew pride themselves on possessing high standards in personal grooming and taste.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Box Art Quiz #3

Winners of Box Art Quiz #2
1st Art & Mayhem2nd Sonic Yootha3rd (a tie) Lucia & The Artswipe

Last Month's Box Art Quiz Answers:
  1. Starella, Sonic Yootha and La Donna Rama
  2. Robert Rauschenberg
  3. Martin Creed
  4. Simryn Gill
  5. Art Brut Extra Points: Outsider Art
  6. Lucy and Jorge Orta
  7. Matthew Barney
  8. Bridget Currie
  9. 1984 Extra Points: Malcolm Morley
  10. Mathew Bradley Extra Points: Storm Machine
Mary McDermott of Dainty Pretty Things Online is putting up one of her sweet, hand-crafted charm-bracelets, hung with funky fruit charms and swarivski crystal bicone beads as a prize for the Box Art Quiz! Why not have a go? You may only need one or two right answers to win! (And there's some easy questions in there this time!)

Box Art Quiz #3

* 1 point for every correct answer
* Extra Points: where indicated = 2 extra points

  1. Which artist is credited with saying: "The public is ready-made"? Extra Points: Under what "post" (or "neo") art movement is this artist commonly categorised?
  2. Name the sub-continental artist who is currently [OCT-NOV 2007] facilitating a Master Class for students and recent graduates of Helpmann Academy partner schools at the South Australian School of Art?
  3. Name the artist who painted the Mona LisaExtra Points: By which other title or name is this painting known?
  4. I am a Canadian artist born in 1957 and am best known for my audio and film work which is often made in collaboration with my partner. I frequently create site specific 'walks' that depend upon the active participation of the viewer (or listener) as they are lead into an encounter with their physical environment involving their individual senses. My work often explores the relationship between reality and fiction. Solo exhibitions of my work have been presented since 1987 and my audio-based installations have been presented in major international exhibitions and biennials. My work The Paradise Institute [2001], created in collaboration with my partner, was Canada's national contribution to the 2001 Venice Biennale and won both the Venice Biennale Award and the 4th Benesse Prize. Who am I? Extra Points: What is my partner's name?
  5. Skanky Jane, together with The ArtswipeArt & Mayhem and The Artlife, recently got a mention in which art exhibition catalogue? Provide the exhibition title. Hint: The exhibition is currently [20 SEPT - 7 OCT] on show at Mop Gallery, Sydney.
  6. Name the artist who painted Blue Poles: Number 11Extra Points: Name the art gallery that, in 1973, made a contoversial purchase of this painting.
  7. Name the art persona who curated an art exhibition/auction titled Looking for Democracy? at Mori Gallery this month [OCT 2007].
  8. Provide the title of the Australian short film which, in 1999, won four separate awards for Best Experimental Film at the Madrid Film Week, the Microcinefest – Underground Film Festival in Baltimore, the Toronto Worldwide Short Film Festival and Tranz-fix.
  9. Name the art gallery that is credited with being the first ever artist-run space to come to public notice.
  10. Name the writer/philosopher who said: "A schizophrenic out for a walk is a better model than a neurotic lying on the analyst's couch. A breath of fresh air, a relationship with the outside world."