
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Fucking Beautiful (Snow White) (2002)
8 Snow White neon sections,
Modern Art, London
A postcard from everybody's favourite Art & Pop Culture blogger
to everybody's favourite skank.
Fucking Beautiful (Snow White) (2002)
8 Snow White neon sections,
Modern Art, London
A postcard from everybody's favourite Art & Pop Culture blogger
to everybody's favourite skank.
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Forever (1996)
Light bulbs, UFO caps, foamex,
sequencer 84 x 226 x 7 cm
retrieved from
7/1/07
Forever (1996)
Light bulbs, UFO caps, foamex,
sequencer 84 x 226 x 7 cm
retrieved from
7/1/07

Tim Noble and Sue Webster
The Undesirables (2000)
Trash, electric fan,
3 light projectors,
coloured gels & smoke machine.
200 x 500 x 600 cm
retrieved from 7/1/07
The Undesirables (2000)
Trash, electric fan,
3 light projectors,
coloured gels & smoke machine.
200 x 500 x 600 cm
retrieved from 7/1/07


To address other matters now, as you are probably aware, The Artswipe andSkanky Jane recently got themselves hitched - (to each other). Yet the conjugal vibes barely got jiggy with it when The Artswipe developed an itch and raced off to see more of the world (alone). Skanky Jane, counting the hours, slept by the phone (when she wasn't working her fingers to the bone) and darted hopefully out to the front of her house each morning at the sound of the postie's motorbike. Finally, (day of days!!), a fucking sweet postcard arrived from her paramour par excellence! (Yep, that's the card up the top there). AsThe Artswipe's correspondence might be construed as "Adult Content" it shan't be published here but wewill have a wee squint at that love heart.
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Puny Undernourished Kid (2004)
40 x multi coloured neon sections
4 x transformers, 284 x 180 cm
Saatchi Gallery
retrieved from 7/1/07
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Girlfriend From Hell (2004)
42 x multi coloured neon sections
5 x transformers 280 x 210 cm
Saatchi Gallery
retrieved from 7/1/07
Girlfriend From Hell (2004)
42 x multi coloured neon sections
5 x transformers 280 x 210 cm
Saatchi Gallery
retrieved from 7/1/07

Noble and Webster's falsifications are affiliated with English carnival life, London’s millennium spectacle, Las Vegas and their earlier tattoo work [2]. Creating romantic imagery from the humblest of materials via sculpture, drawing, and jewellery the artists not only confront the history of modern sculpture and the figurative tradition [4] but summon the contemporary zeitgeist [3]. Illuminating the ever shrinking space between entertainment and culture and the precarious vulnerability of existence, Noble and Webster denounce fame, fortune and the toxicity of modern consumer culture [2] while provoking us "[t]o look beyond the tawdriness to something as sacred and ageless as that ultimate moment of physical and psychic release. Yes, coming together is indeed divine" [3].
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Wasted Youth (2000)
Trash, McDonalds packaging,
replica food, wood and light projector
66 x 210 x 134 cm
retrieved from 7/1/07

Coinciding with the release of Wasted Youth, a new and comprehensive survey of Noble and Webster's work over the last decade, is the exhibition Polymorphous Perverse, curated by James Putnam at The Freud Museum, London, (8 November 2006 to 7 January 2007). Installed in the room of Anna Freud, (founder of child psychoanalysis) the work in this exhibition is riddled with references to Freud's work and notion that children are "polymorphously perverse", that is to say that they display rudimentary or disordered sexual tendencies that adults would consider perverse [5]. Bastardized children's toys, other (working) mechanical oddities and a signature silhouette piece entitled Black Narcissus, made from silicone casts of Webster's digits and Noble's prick, conjure a "nightmarish wonderland of repressed sexual and sadomasochistic fantasies and transgressions" [5].
Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Dirty White Trash with gulls (1998)
Rubbish, seagulls, projector 190 x 90 cm
retrieved from 7/1/07
Dirty White Trash with gulls (1998)
Rubbish, seagulls, projector 190 x 90 cm
retrieved from 7/1/07

Girlfriend From Hell (2004) and Puny Undernourished Kid (2004), based on doodles they drew in 1996 [6], exemplify Noble & Webster's tendency to represent themselves as a pair of cussin' misfits with an affinity to working class culture, even "labelling themselves 'The Shit and The Cunt' after the patron saints of new British Art, Gilbert and George" [7]. As Burrows points out:
However, although Noble and Webster attempt to construct themselves as negatives, they still want success, quite reasonably, as a lack of success can equal marginalisation and silence; and to achieve visibility entails making the right moves and knowing the right people, which contradicts their representation of themselves as misfits. This is a dilemma faced by any artist attempting to maintain a negativity within their work and it is a contradiction that can not be easily resolved [7].
And the artists go, too totoo (toooo truuuue!) Yet, as Burrows would seem to agree when he writes "The duo wear their petite bourgeois career aspirations on their sleeves..", Tim Noble and Sue Webster, as the Miss. Understood and Mr. Meanor of the art world, carry their contradictions extremely well. To conclude however, this dirty mouthed skank much prefers the way this geezer puts it:
Noble and Webster navigate publicly and without remorse what it is to be in love amongst the waste products of consumer culture…our own factory of created desire. Their art calls to us like Christ on the crucifix, the demon and demigod infused Tibetan tankas, the indescribable, prehistoric Hindi mantra sound of “OM” and the flashing pussy-pink roadside sign...all urgently asking us to satisfy our transient pleasure yet also to remember our shared humanity and the inherent beauty of it all, which slips in along the way [3].
Is it any wonder at all that "Art bloggin' diva", The Artswipe, tops so many people's "must read" lists? It all just makes me so damn proud to be Arty's skanky lil' missus.

Tim Noble and Sue Webster
Toxic Schizophrenia (1997)
Light bulbs, UFO caps, foamex,
sequencer (51 channel multi functional sequence)
260 x 200 7 cm retrieved from 7/1/07
Toxic Schizophrenia (1997)
Light bulbs, UFO caps, foamex,
sequencer (51 channel multi functional sequence)
260 x 200 7 cm retrieved from 7/1/07

The Joy of Sex (2005)
Set of 40 drawings
Graphite on paper
Kukje Gallery
retrieved from 7/1/07
Note: The Joy of Sex suite was drawn with pencils pilfered from deluxe hotel rooms the couple stayed in together [3].
References:
[1] Wasted Youth 2006, Rizzoli Publications, New York, retrieved from http://www.rizzoliusa.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780847828166, 7/1/07.
[2] Calder, Diane 2001. Tim Noble and Sue Webster, November 10 - December 22, at Gagosian Gallery, Beverly Hills, retrieved from http://artscenecal.com/ArticlesFile/Archive/Articles2001/Articles1201/TNobleA.html, 7/1/07.
[3] Sagaponac 2005, Kukje Gallery, Artists, 'Tim Noble and Sue Webster', New York, August 2005, retrieved from http://www.kukje.org/eng/artists_view.php?ex_no=72, 7/1/07.
[4] MFA Exhibition Schedule 2004, 'Tim Noble & Sue Webster', April 21 – August 15, 2004, Foster Gallery, p. 2.
retrieved from http://www.bhh.com/mfa_exhibition_schedule.pdf, 7/1/07.
[5] Freud Museum, London, 'Tim Noble and Sue Webster - Polymorphous Perverse', 8 November 2006 to 7 January 2007, retrieved from
http://www.freud.org.uk/polymorphous-perverse.html, 7/1/07.
[6] Saatchi Gallery, 'Selected Works by Tim Noble and Sue Webster', retrieved from
http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/noble_webster.htm, 7/1/07.
[7] Burrows, David 1996, 'British Rubbish, Sue Webster and Tim Noble, Independent Art Space London, June 22–August 3.', Variant, Vol. 2, No. 1, Winter 1996, pp. 15, retrieved from http://www.variant.randomstate.org/pdfs/issue1/rubbish.pdf, 7/1/07.